yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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