This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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