dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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