super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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