It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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