if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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