You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We had to coat check the pizza.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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