This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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