it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
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You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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