Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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