His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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