If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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