is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
do herpes really smell.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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