some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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