Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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