All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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