His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize