Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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