are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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