I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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