You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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