normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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