mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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