this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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