Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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