Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
