i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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