And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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