Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Quick, to the slutcave!
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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