Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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