I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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