Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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