saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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