Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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