hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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