Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
are you so shy because you have an std?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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