so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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