just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
It was like giving head to a cactus.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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