North Korea, Best Korea!
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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