yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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