I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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