How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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