He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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