He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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