i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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