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(917): View more from New York City

I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.

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(407): View more from Florida

big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??

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(732): View more from New Jersey

obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.

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(815): View more from Illinois

If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.

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(916): View more from California

Were you citizens arresting people again last night?

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(512): View more from Texas

i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.

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