jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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