8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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