fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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