OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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