I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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