what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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