But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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