the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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