You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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