There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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